Author Archives: Bong

I followed room service noise and found my fiance tangled with a hotel worker in the laundry room. She said,”You weren’t supposed to see this part. I never planned to follow the room service cart.

I followed room service noise and found my fiance tangled with a hotel worker in the laundry room. She said,”You weren’t supposed to see this part. I never planned to follow the room service cart. I didn’t even know I was following it at first. I only knew something felt off the moment I stepped […]

My fianceé told me,”If I want to talk to other men, that’s my business.” I said,”Understood.” Then I let her keep talking until I showed up at the hotel lobby.

My fianceé told me,”If I want to talk to other men, that’s my business.” I said,”Understood.” Then I let her keep talking until I showed up at the hotel lobby. She never goes to her reaction when she stepped out of the elevator holding his jacket. I never thought the argument that started everything would […]

At 3:17 a.m., a guy called my phone and said,”Can you tell Jane she left her bra in my back seat?” I put him on speaker and her eyes shot open. I had no reason to wake up that night.

At 3:17 a.m., a guy called my phone and said,”Can you tell Jane she left her bra in my back seat?” I put him on speaker and her eyes shot open. I had no reason to wake up that night. No nightmare, no storm outside. The apartment was quiet in the way only early mornings […]

While shopping at Costco, I turned down an aisle and saw my fiance hugging a man from behind. His hands were everywhere. She looked up and said,”It’s not what it looks like.”

While shopping at Costco, I turned down an aisle and saw my fiance hugging a man from behind. His hands were everywhere. She looked up and said,”It’s not what it looks like.” But then he said,”I went to Costco on a Thursday afternoon because I wanted to avoid weekend crowds. That is the only reason […]

When I asked where my Cadillac was, my fianceé said,”Don’t worry. I gave it to my ex for a few days. His car is in the shop.

When I asked where my Cadillac was, my fianceé said,”Don’t worry. I gave it to my ex for a few days. His car is in the shop. I just opened the OnStar app and remotely locked my Cadillac with her ex inside. When she realized where I sent it to be towed, she I did […]

My fianceé said during our budget talk,”If you can’t afford the wedding I want,” my ex said he’ll help me out. I just looked at her and replied,”Then maybe he should be the groom, too.” I packed my bags that night.

My fianceé said during our budget talk,”If you can’t afford the wedding I want,” my ex said he’ll help me out. I just looked at her and replied,”Then maybe he should be the groom, too.” I packed my bags that night. Her reaction when she saw the empty closet. I was sitting at the kitchen […]

In the middle of a serious talk, my fiance said,”You know, my ex still loves me, right?

In the middle of a serious talk, my fiance said,”You know, my ex still loves me, right? Sometimes I think I do, too.” Without saying a word, I logged into our joint account and moved every dollar into my personal one when she noticed the balance dropped to zero. I never expected the conversation to […]

My fianceé said,”My ex satisfies me in ways you never could.” I asked,”Does he satisfy or did he satisfy?” She went pale.

My fianceé said,”My ex satisfies me in ways you never could.” I asked,”Does he satisfy or did he satisfy?” She went pale. I never thought a single sentence could turn the air in a room into something heavy enough to choke you. But I learned exactly how that feels the afternoon I walked past the […]

I found dirty men’s underwear and a condom wrapper in my fiance’s back seat. She said,”My brother borrowed the car. Then I checked the dash cam and watched her park outside the city with someone.”

I found dirty men’s underwear and a condom wrapper in my fiance’s back seat. She said,”My brother borrowed the car. Then I checked the dash cam and watched her park outside the city with someone.” And the first thing that felt wrong was how light the car felt when I opened the back door. Not […]

I came home to help wrap Christmas gifts. Instead, I found my fiance on the floor with a guy half naked underwrapping paper. He said,”Dude, wrong room.

I came home to help wrap Christmas gifts. Instead, I found my fiance on the floor with a guy half naked underwrapping paper. He said,”Dude, wrong room. I came home earlier than planned because the schedule finally opened up and December traffic made no sense to fight twice in one night. The idea was simple […]