Author Archives: Bong

My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum. Propose to me at the family Christmas party or we’re done. I found out it was a ploy to humiliate me when she said no. I agreed. At the party, I got down on one knee, pulled out a ring box, and asked her sister to be my realtor […]

She said,”You don’t need to know what happens on a girls’trip. That’s why you’re blocked until I’m home.” I didn’t react, but when she came back expecting me at the airport, she found out who was really waiting for her. I am a private investigator. It is a job that changes you. You learn to […]

She butt dialed me while talking to her ex. I heard her say,”I miss you. He’s just keeping my bed warm until you come back.” 20 minutes later, she texted,”Dinner tonight?” I replied,”Already ate with someone who actually wants me in her bed.” She’s been banging on my door since midnight. Hey viewers, huge thanks […]

I overheard my wife tell her therapist on speakerphone,”I’ve never actually been attracted to him. I fake everything. Every compliment, every intimate moment, every I love you. But he’s such a loyal provider. I’d be stupid to leave.” Her face when she realized I was standing there was the last time I saw her. Now […]

I caught her sneaking out of my apartment at 2:00 a.m. She glared and said,”You don’t own me. I’ll be back when I feel like it.” I just nodded, but when she came back days later, someone was waiting for her inside, and it wasn’t me. The click of the deadbolt was what woke me. […]

Her mom called me a failure at Thanksgiving dinner. I defended my career. She snapped,”Don’t talk back to my mother or get out.” I nodded. I didn’t argue, but when she returned to our empty apartment 3 days later, she finally learned I took get out literally. You ever have one of those moments where […]

At game night, my girlfriend picked her work husband as her partner, joking,”We’ve got better chemistry anyway.” The whole room laughed at me, not with me, but I just smiled because I knew something she didn’t. The next morning, I sent a very carefully worded email to her company’s human resources department, complete with the […]

At a family dinner, my girlfriend smiled sweetly at me and said,”Either pay for my brother’s college or we’re done. That’s the bare minimum a real man does.” Her parents nodded in agreement. I didn’t argue. I just smiled and left without a word. Two weeks later, she finally learned where that money really went, […]

After finding my girlfriend’s phone unlocked, I discovered she and her friends had a group chat rating their boyfriends. I was dead last in every category, and they shared intimate photos mocking my body. When I confronted her, she just laughed and said,”You should be grateful I even touch you.” I didn’t respond. 3 weeks […]

My fiance said, let’s take a short break to clear our heads. I said, sounds fair. That night, I sent screenshots of her break activities to her dad and requested a refund from the wedding planner. Two days later, she showed up at my door crying only to see a for sale sign in the […]